Scene: costume partyA: what are you dressed as?B: can’t you tell, I’m a harp!A: your costume is too small to be a harp...B: calling me a lyre?!Blo...e goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.A man walked. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good... 'God was not pleased.So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one eitherWhy Grandfathers are different... Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:There was this loving. .. is perfectly fine."Laura blushed and smiled weakly, but didn't say anything. Pete said, "Let me ask you this, Laura. Does talking about it like this with me make you just a little bit tingly down there?"Laura looked at the floor and nodded. Pete smiled and said, "I'd like to see for myself, Laura. Stand here in front of me." He pointed to a spot in front of his chair.Laura visibly trembled slightly and stood up and shuffled slowly over to stand in front of Pete. He spoke again, "Now, Laura,. It was a woman with long hair that was soaking wet and she shook the water from her coat. She grumbled as she tossed her hair over her shoulder and looked up. Our eyes met and my jaw almost hit the floor. It was Tonja. She slowly brushed back a few rogue strands of hair as a little smile crossed her face. Neither of us said a word and she walked over and took the stool next to mine. ‘What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?’ I asked with a grin. ‘I needed a beer and was in the area.’.
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